I like my ____ like I like my ____: ____ and ____

[Quesadilla]

I'm sure a lot of you have seen those jokes that usually go like:
"I like my women like I like my coffee: hot and black"
I thought it would be a pretty interesting idea to turn this into a forum game of sorts. Here's how it would work.
First, I would post the first half. It could be in the format mentioned earlier, and you can use random objects to cause possible lols. Let's say my first will be "I like my women like I like my coffee,"
Then the next person would say the second half. Let's say it's "hot and roasted." They would also, in the same post, give another first half for the next person to answer. Basically,

p:1a

p:1b
2a

p:2b
3a

And so on. I just made that more complicated than it should've been.

I'll start:
I like my women like I like my chocolate,