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[iSpam]

snape kills dumbledore

[Jens]

Who are those gentlemen?

[Shikari]

Go read HP, almost let someone esle win again :c

[Jens]

Hewlett Packard? Which model?

[iSpam]

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[Whispers]

I remember the first time I was prison raped
I was pressed upon by a large inmate

Takin a shower, had soap in my eyes
I turned around; there were five other guys!

They hit me in the head with a bar of soap
I fell to the ground and lost all hope

I begged and I pleaded, said "Oh, God, Please,"
They said, "Shut up, bitch!??Get on yo knees!"

I winced and I grimaced and I closed my eyes
What happened next caught me by surprise!

So take it from me, you don't wanna take it from him
You do the crime, you wind up in the pen!

[The Legendary Joe]

They key to that is to buff up before you go to prison, Lift Weights like the dudes on muscle beach, and assert your dominance OVER THEM ALL. It's not gay, they're the ones who were gonna sodomize you. MAKE them resepect your space, or there's no way they're going to respect yours.

[VoodooMambo]

This has become quite silly. Stop now or face the wrath of The Monocle Shark.

[The Legendary Joe]

(>^w^)>

Aw man, I got a totally badass one of those, but it's a teeny bit inappropriate for hero's forum

[VoodooMambo]

MonocleShark wrath. Face it.