Behemoth Wants You!!

[Amara]

Dateline: Rune Midgard Kingdom, 2009

The Behemoth Flag flies high over the many castles of Rune Midgard!

Throughout the kingdom people are talking about the guild that has taken the War of Emperium World by storm! Every day on the street are questions: Who is Behemoth? What makes them the most bold and inspiring force in the lands? And most importantly, How can I too be a Behemoth?

Yes, everywhere adventurers seeking fame and fortune are picking up their swords and staves and saying "Me too! I want to go to war with Behemoth!" Just like this plucky young rabble-rouser! Way to show that fightin' Behemoth spirit!

What makes Behemoth the guild of choice for the brave and daring? With a strong and active membership, every Behemoth knows they never fight alone! No matter what time of day a Behemoth goes to battle, there will be a Behemoth brother or Behemoth sister ready to fight alongside them! Go get 'em team!

But Behemoth knows that it's not the numbers in your fight, but the fight in your numbers! Every Behemoth takes pride in a smile and a helping hand toward their friends and a sharp blade toward their enemies! The camaraderie of the Behemoths is legendary, with regular Guild parties and an active Ventrillo server. The only thing Behemoth is better known for than their guild spirit is their ferocity in battle! Every WoE without fail Behemoth attacks with fury and defends with pride! This is no guild for the weak of heart! If you are not ready to do battle, then stay out of their way! Hurrah Behemoth!

Everywhere in the Kingdom the brave are coming out to join Behemoth! Recruiting is open and the places are filling fast! Somewhere out there is the next great Behemoth squad captain! Do YOU have what it takes to run with the Behemoths? Sign up now and set a date with adventure and glory!

(Thanks to The Future for writing this up for the guild)

[Monkey Feet]

Gawd what's with all these themes now adays X_X

Why not "Join Behe, here are the requirements. Contact or bye"? >_> Freakishly long/unnecessary imo, but it makes me need to read it for some reason XP

[azurerogue]

but it makes me need to read it for some reason

Seems like you just explained to yourself why. Also, sometimes humor is a bit more fun than being cookie-cutter about things.

[Amara]

If you feel the need to whine, make a new thread in the right section, this is for recruiting! =p

[Motenai_Ronin]

Its pretty.

[Avogadro]

Why not "Join Behe, here are the requirements. Contact or bye"? >_>

The irony of the "complaining about too much post" is not lost on some of us.

[KrazeEKrakker]

Haters are haters. Anyway, +10~ for the new recruiting thread, behemoth needed one.

For those reading this and wondering, simplified what does this say, and how can i join,??:

If your ready for epic battles (able to woe the majority of times), and seek riches, fame, pride, etc (level and gear up to become the best of the best >:D) then come to payon and find a current member (or leave a post here) and someone will get back to you :D

This is an awesome guild, always someone to talk to, everyones willing to help each other, so cmon join behemoth and become a beast >:D

[Yuriohs]

lol nice thread it actually sounded like a real recruitment thread.

You will need it

[KrazeEKrakker]

Bump for behemoths~

We've gathered quite a bit of new beasts, so now's the time to join~

[Kyon]

You make it sound like you own every castle -_-