Happy Birthday, Dominic Wingfield!

[Whispers]

My nephew was just born!??Hooray!??He's seven minutes old!??I've been sitting here at the hospital for-ev-er waiting and then he just pops out when his momma was dilated enough to start!

And I was hoping for the whole, "AGHHHH!!! AGHHHHH!!! ERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!??YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEE!!!??I WANT YOU OUT OF THE--AGHHHHHHHH!!!??YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!"
But no.??I'm slightly disappointed.??

/heh;

Say happy birthday!??Do it now or suffer a fate most moosey!







Moose!

[Silk]

:o Oh my!

*Does a congratulatory dance*

[DeAmascus]

I want say it because of the "do it now" but merely because I want to. Very Happy Birthday to him, don't spoil him TOOOO much >;D!

[Whispers]

Don't worry, De, we've got a bunch of things we need done around the house.??I think we'll start him on moving the minifridge into the basement den.??Then maybe he can give Ziggy and Ollie (our two dogs - Siberian Husky and English Mastiff, respectively) baths.??We have a brown recluse problem here in Kansas.??I think I'll have him spray for those and set some glue traps.??Yeah.

Don't worry about us spoiling him.??His big brother won't let that happen anyway.

[DeAmascus]

LOL, sounds like a SLAVE!!! I want one~ D:!

[Whispers]

You'll need some sperm and a clear schedule for nine months.