I wanna complain!

[Whispers]

I just hop in the forums for the first time in months (let's forget my library trip on Wednesday - shh) and people are complaining.??They make it seem like so much fun!??So, I wanna jump in on the band wagon!??Woo!

So, let's see...Complain...Complain...Umm... I know!

I hate how I have nothing to complain about.??I mean, wtf?!??I have no money, I only get to see my family and my dog, like, once a month at that and I still don't complain.??What's up with that?!??Who do I blame, because; damnit, when I find out that person is gonna get it.

I hate how my lungs keep taking in air and my heart keeps pumping blood.??Why the hell do they do that???It all, like, makes me smell yummy food and women's perfume.??Like I want to smell those things.??D:??And my heart pumping blood only keeps me alive.??Seems like a waste of energy to me.??I could be using that energy on complaining.??Yeah!

I hate how babies are adorable.??I mean, wtf?!??Who gave them the right to be cute???And puppies!??Don't get me started on puppies!??...Or those damned kittens.??Think they're so cute bouncin all over the place then they fall over because they don't quite know how to support themselves yet.??And they're all fluffy with they're big eyes and inquisitive nature.??It's horrible!??D:

I hate how I have an awesome dog.??He obeys and loves me and is loyal.??Why couldn't I get a dog that tears up the furniture and defecates everywhere after biting my neighbor???But, noooo, I had to get a good, smart dog.??It pisses me off.??Why's he gotta be so awesome, huh???Tell me that!??Huh???Huh???D:

I hate how I can play the guitar.??I mean, it sounds cool, and I'm all good at it and stuff.??Who do I put this on for not being born with one arm or a clubbed wrist???But, NO, I have to have long fingers and enjoy playing the freaking guitar!??Jesus Christ, I need to stop writing before I throw this computer through the wall.??GAH!!


Why do I keep coming back to an awesome server that hosts an awesome version of an awesome game and has a ton of awesome people in the awesome forums.??Why can't you people run a server correctly, huh???IF THE SERVER DOESN'T CRASH EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR THEN JUST UNPLUG IT!??I mean, wtf?!??How hard is it to just erase everything every once in a while and just release a single four-letter statement:

• "Oops."

How hard is that?!
Why can't you just ignore people and not give a damn???Why do you always have to care about people and improve the game and server???Why can't the people here suck???Instead of have nifty forum games how about we have flame wars?!??I'll start!
Whispers is a fag.??Where's he get off pretending to complain about things that nobody complains about because they're good things.
Well, I'll tell you where, buddy.??On Sarcasm Street, that's where.??At the corner of Satire Avenue; and shame on you for using such language against a veteran of this fine, well-run, top-of-the-line, awesometastic server.??You should be banned, sir or madam.??Banned.


And that's my two-months' worth of randomness for your face.
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[Zaratus]

I could complain now that you made my day.

I mean, a MvP Card drop would have made it too WHY DIDN'T THAT HAPPEN?

[Naruhodo]

This thread is so horribly, terribly, repugnantly... awesome.

[GM-Aki]

LOL Whispers,

How I hate that you complain all the time, its just so annoying

I mean, I'm not laughing really... its not lol'ing worthy

[thecursed]

This thread makes me want to complain about how its in the wrong section. It should be moved to the whining section I love complaining too

[Kenshiro-san]

.... My inner whine has been awoken.

[Ling]

.... My inner whine has been awoken.

...crap

[Shikari]

lol, simply epic. Kinda makes you see how people whine about the dumbest thing. Anyways, good job on mocking whinners (dunno if thats even a word, but you get it)

[Kenshiro-san]

lol, simply epic. Kinda makes you see how people whine about the dumbest thing. Anyways, good job on mocking whinners (dunno if thats even a word, but you get it)

I know, who knew Whispers could imitate you so well?

-laughs at internal joke-
I get me. XD


@Ling
..... Oh yes. >3

[Shikari]

right, cuz I have a couple of threads whinning about really dumb easily solvable things, right? yes, youre right, he imitated me quite perfectly. =]