Happy B-day Man, all your characters are mad hax AND I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED MY DRACULA!
Gotta get a present for you
*scrumages through bag of IRON*
Ah here is your present
WTF THERES A PAD LOCK ON THIS PRESENT
The first lesseon a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. Unless he understands this, he does not grasp the essential meaning of his life.
And thus he isn't a revolutionary if he doesn't understand.