What Your Card Would Be

[Former-GM-Nara]

sounds like fun.

The Nara Card:
Weapon: Prefix [Oopsie]
Effect: Cause cause 100 different random effects at .1% rate. If weapon is 4+, each refine there after raises the effect by .1%.
Effects include heal on self or monster, asura, gank, quake as well as casting coma on yourself or a party member etc.

Too lazy to type up all effects it can do, so use your imagination.

[PeanutSpark]

Tallon: Weapon Card: [x] of Arcane Mayhem.
Effect: +1 INT, -100 SP, Wizard AoE skills hit enemies for 1.5x normal damage, but also hit allies for .25x normal damage. Allies are unaffected by hitstun when hit by your skills and are also unaffected by additional effects such as Stun from Meteor Storm or Freezing and pushing from Storm Gust.

Lumenai: Armor Card: [x] of Bloodied Determination.
Effect: +1 VIT, When you take physical damage, you regain an amount of SP equal to 25% of the amount of damage you just took.

[proto]

Lol, so Proto and I were talking, and we came up with this for his card:

_________ of jailbait (Armor card)

Reduces 5% of all neutral attacks.
1% chance to make Aeolian automoan.

[Combo with Aeolian card]

5% chance to noob.

More like 90% chance for the automoan, and it would be _______ of perfectly legal (Armor card) :p

[Aeolian]

Lol, so Proto and I were talking, and we came up with this for his card:

_________ of jailbait (Armor card)

Reduces 5% of all neutral attacks.
1% chance to make Aeolian automoan.

[Combo with Aeolian card]

5% chance to noob.

More like 90% chance for the automoan, and it would be _______ of perfectly legal (Armor card) :p

We already talked about this. =P Automoan rate doesn't go above 1%, and "______ of perfectly legal" doesn't even make any sense. x3 Slot the card we made in panties, and they would be "panties of jailbait." Awsmno?

[Drak231]

sounds like fun.

The Nara Card:
Weapon: Prefix [Oopsie]
Effect: Cause cause 100 different random effects at .1% rate. If weapon is 4+, each refine there after raises the effect by .1%.
Effects include heal on self or monster, asura, gank, quake as well as casting coma on yourself or a party member etc.

Too lazy to type up all effects it can do, so use your imagination.

:O I like...

Modifying to :
25 random effects
Range : 15*15 cells
Maximum of effect per player/mob : 3
Rate : 0.01% at each attack

That'd be funny :D

[F.x]

okay time to break some rules! this is an item instead of a card

Drooping Fanny (headgear)

increase the chance of a successful refine to 100% of all weapon and armor

can u imagine how funny this headgear would look

[Kari Nogashi]

i have another nikko card 20% chance to steal guild members hat wheb dueling and 30 % chance to cast all aoes on target when recieving magical damage.

[poeticwings]

Index Card?? [Weapon]??
Item ID# 8888 (Index_Card)
Prefix: Superficial
Description: Every time you kill a monster, 1% chance to obtain Sweet Memory of Marriage.
[+ Albus Dumbledore Card or Dawkins Card]
Chance increases to 5%
Allow Albus Dumbledore or Dawkins to purchase and carry over 9000 "Ice Cream" at a time.
Item Script { bonus3 bAddMonsterDropItem,681,RC_DemiHuman,100+400*(isequipped(####));},{},{}
Dropped By Index (0.03%)

Peppermint Card [Headgear]
Item ID#5263 (Peppermint_Card)
Suffix: of Pagdayaw
Description: Add 5% chance of auto screaming PAGDAYAW !! on enemy when recieving physical damage.
Add a 1% resistance against Water, Wind, Fire Property.
[+ Albus Dumbledore Card]
Chance of auto screaming PAGDAYAW !! is increased to 30%
Item Script {bonus2 bSubEle,Ele_Water,1; bonus2 bSubEle,Ele_Fire,1; bonus2 bSubEle,Ele_Wind,1; bonus3 bAutoSpellWhenHit,"DC_SCREAMPAGDAYAW",3,50+250*isequipped(####); },{},{}
Dropped By Peppermint (0.03%)

The Item Script is a lie.

[Keele Zeibel]

Melvin Card?? [Weapon]
Prefix: of Craftmanship
Description: Increase forging's chance by (# people you know online) %
Each time it is used, impose an inactivity period equal to (# times used) months

[Matrim Cauthon Jr]

Lol, so Proto and I were talking, and we came up with this for his card:

_________ of jailbait (Armor card)

Reduces 5% of all neutral attacks.
1% chance to make Aeolian automoan.

[Combo with Aeolian card]

5% chance to noob.

More like 90% chance for the automoan, and it would be _______ of perfectly legal (Armor card) :p

We already talked about this. =P Automoan rate doesn't go above 1%, and "______ of perfectly legal" doesn't even make any sense. x3 Slot the card we made in panties, and they would be "panties of jailbait." Awsmno?

Why must temptation follow me everywhere? I gotta go back to the confessional a third time today!