Custom Pets Aren't Porings Too!!

[ABlueJelly]

Haha, all of my pettalks at VH are solely it complaining about you not feeding it. For hungry you're still gonna have to check yourself, but if you wanted to switch it, you can just use some copypasta magic (or I might offer an ease-of-feeding version where at hungry it uses the verily food-only talk).
I like these ideas, gonna take a bit to run with it enough to get 'em where I like.
As to doing a kind of template, it would make things easier, but I'd like to make each one unique. They just spent x years sharing their speach with 347129562485637 other pets, they deserve to think for themselves.

By the way, you guys can write a whole talk table too if you want... you just need chats for each hunger level (hungry, bit hungry, noting, full, so full) and then for each response (feeding, hunting, danger, dead, stand (random whatever), connect, level up). Note that connect doesn't work for some odd reason, so don't worry about that. Hell, just send me the list of chats (extensive as possible, like at least 3/4/4/4/7/0/1 respectively to my chattypes list) and I'll format it, double some of the messages (rephrasings) so it's less repetative, and add it to the files. This doesn't have to be just me working on this =P

[Ngjoko]

Galapago : "i was on vacation when you kidnap me, you better make my life enjoyable"
Starving
- Shouldn't it be meal time like ages ago?
- I didn't join this tour to get myself starved.
- Give me my refreshments already, i'm dehydrating.

Hungry
- Such an insightful speech about this place, now some food please?
- Hey, tour guide, where's the restaurant?
- Can i have something to drink now?
- It's not meal time now in this region?

Fed
- Took you long enough, any longer and i'll lodge a complain to your manager.
- Such a lovely drink, so what's next?
- Next time, more solids than fluids.

Hunting
- The natives here are so violent.
- Hey, keep those weapons away from me.
- Are you done yet? More touring, less fighting.
- This is taking to long.*starts to attack*

Danger
- Let's run away, this looks pretty bad.
- I still have many places to see, don't die.
- Eat something already, you look pale.
- Here, drink my Pina Colada, just don't die.

Dead
- Are you guiding me to hell this time?
- Great, now i'm lost in places i don't know.
- At least bring me back to Kokomo Beach first.
- Stupid guide.*writes a complain letter*

Connect
So, where to, tour guide?

Level up
Wicked! Time to partay!

Idle
- Let's go to Brasilis sometime.
- I want to visit Kunlun and see the giant chess board.
- I wonder how cold Ice Cave is.
- Amatsu sure is pretty amazing.
- I want to see the clock tower!
- You're a pretty good guide.
- I want to see what's in the Pyramids and Sphinx.

[ABlueJelly]

Well then, since you were kind enough to do 70% of the work, I went ahead and did up an entire Galapago sheet. Putting it up now...

[Zaratus]

Every pet should be able to say "You're a stupid moron!" as well as "Go die in a fire!".

Works anytime and on every occasion, tested and approved by myself.

[Incarn]

+1

[ABlueJelly]

Big update on first post. Now have silence all and a pragmatist's FEED ME chatter option.
Oh, and I got rid of the started section. Just assume I've got contributions for all of them that aren't done, and I want more.