Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Nickkiller6]

Granted, but you will not have a way to fulfill them.

I wish I didn't like RO so much.

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, but now you've completely given up on games, computers and any form of electronic entertainment.

I wish I had the materials and equipment available to craft some armor IRL.

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, but you grew lazy and only made a pair of panties.

I wish they'd stop remaking the same movies over and over again.

[Mupfelsan]

Granted. There won't be any kind of movies at all anymore.

I wish that all the negative additions to my granted wishes would vanish.

[KaminoKaoru]

Granted, but now the granted wishes would vanish with them as well.

I wish I had a pet poporing IRL.

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, but you had to become a pot farmer to be able to feed it those special "Green Herbs"

I wish I didn't lose an hour of sleep tonight.

[punisouffle]

Granted~ Rahice becomes sleeping warhea--cough-- Sleeping beauty. Only this man can defuse you of this wish.


I wish ants in my house are as cute as Andre.

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, but the toxins that made them so have also given them the thirst for blood and enormous size, you are now the menu.

I wish I had some pizza right now.

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, but the only topping on said pizza is Anchovies. No cheese, no meat, no vegies or fruit. Just that can of salty fishies. And the crust tastes like cardboard.


I wish the factory I'm working for will hire me in.

[Jens]

Granted. It goes bankrupt the next day.

I wish my sleep pattern was more or less normal