Corrupt a Wish! Game

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, but now you'll be dead all the time and won't ever be able to level again.

I wish Zombies were real.

Also, I'm a mermaid?

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, you are now the only person that is unable to use Magic and therefore have become an outcast in society.

I wish I had potato chips.

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, but somehow, you have gotten a defective bag of Potato chips, and have been recalled due to health concerns with unknown chemicals that got spilled into that batch.



I wish to be able to amplify and bend light with my will alone.

Also, I'm a mermaid?

Splish splash, Rahice <3

[GM-Garr]

Granted, but now you live in a world of darkness with no light to be found anywhere.

I wish things would go the way we want them to more often.

[GM-Rahice]

Granted, but now your brain melts and oozes out of your ears, because drugs are bad.

I wish I had more time to do fun things.

[whitedraw]

Granted, you will have more time to do things that make other people fun instead but not you.

I wish I will not die from this damn surgery

[GM-Garr]

Granted, but everyone else will die right after it successfully finishes instead.

I wish I could know how it feels to be someone else without actually being someone else :D

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted, but you also gain a massive identity crisis each and every time you try to empathize with someone other than yourself..


I wish our physical beings were transformed into a shape that represents our true desires.

[Jens]

Granted. Most of the human populace now consists of sentient reproductive organs, and you, since you're not sure what your deepest desire is, dissolve into nothingness.

I wish I could talk to my spiders.

[The Legendary Joe]

Granted. Your spiders spin you twisted tales of eldritch horrors the like of which no mortal could ever truely be able to conceive. Sadly, they don't seem to be able to talk about much else outside of their food.



I wish all the stir crazy animals in the springtime were smart enough to stay out of the road whilst people drive by. It's kinda maddening what some of the people do with the roadkill up here <_>;; this one deer on the highway pretty much got bisected, and some asshole decided to get a plastic lawn chair and set the top half of the deer in it like it's just sitting there watching the cars go by.