ISPs are staffed by people who couldn't understand how to sell long-distance phone service. Didn't you know that?
Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.
Lucky for Namine (hm how to type accented e on her laptop at work that does not have numberpad?) that by the time she is home from work, it is most probable that Ms. Pandora is already home too, because of time zone difference and all ;