Black Mesa

[Whispers]

The whata who? and you don't want me in your guild.??I don't RP or level.??I am the most unreliable person to have in a guild that does anything beside sport a standard and the occasional dungeon party.??/no1

Get me in an RP guild and I do this a lot in the guild chat:??"0.o?"

"Whispers! That's an interesting name! An interesting story must have come with that name!"
"Umm.. I'm a quiet guy irl, but when I do speak it's generally something that I hope is profound in some sort... I've had it since I was 14. It started as `VVhispers_from_the_Abyss` in an IRC chat I went into... Then it just got a pain for everyone to type and if they wanted to PM me or-"
"/..."
"What? <_<"

[Jubei]

(out of character note) we dont really rp. We just screw around in guild chat. Most of the people in guild are former WoW guild members anyways, lol.(out of character note end)

[Motenai_Ronin]

>.>

where's my trusty crowbar, I'll set this thing straight.

[Jubei]

Crowbars can be found with Certified Black Mesa Engineers. Currently, our engineers are working on the equipment in Section C in our Anomalous Materials Laboratory. Please consult our conveniently located directories and tram schedules located throughout the facility.

[Whispers]

Hmm... You seem to be trying kind of hard to get people to that Lab in Section C.

Maybe I should check it out... Let me get my .45. =o

[Jubei]

If the laboratories aren't your cup of tea, may i suggest a desk job at Administration? Here, you can learn the values of handling business finances, policies, and people skills.

[Motenai_Ronin]

Hrmph..I should report this to my seniors at Aperture Science >.>

err ><
you did not just hear that.

*creates a portal and leaves, portal closes behind him*

[Jubei]

We here at Black Mesa support and encourge...*snicker* competition. We here at black mesa have nothing to hide from your...seniors.

[Whispers]

What exactly is it that your corporation does, Jubei?

[Jubei]

We have various contracts from the U.S. military and some...private benefactors that we have sworn to confidentiality.