If I was...

[Session]

I'd be vanilla ice cream, with a butterscotch topping, coated with crushed butterfingers- and spelled "desert". =D

If I were a country, I'd be...

[Killouz]

I'd be France, because I miss it so much. =]

If I was a president....

[Rankin]

^if i was a president my military would have gundams >>
If a was a potato...

[Aufee]

my brother would eat me

If I was a kind of chocolate..

[Rankin]

Women would worship me
if i was a tyranosaurus Rex with carpal tunnel...

[Silk]

I'd stop mining and fishing.

If I was a cheeseburger,

[Merellis]

I'd have a ton of bacon and pickles too. :D

If I was a mole,

[Lunch]

If I was a mole, I'd be digging in people's gardens day and night. '-'

If I was a fruit...

[Merellis]

If I was a fruit, I'd be blended into a fruit smoothie. :D

If I was a dress,

[Rankin]

i would be laying on a womans body =3
if i was button...