If I was...

[Xeke]

Fluffing my Garfield...

If I were a game show host...

[bugaboo]

I would knead and punch the baby until a consistency of Skittles is achieved.

If I were a serial killer...

[Drak231]

I'd have a death note.

If I was an animal...

[Session]

I'd be a raccoon. They are bothersome to humans, fluffy, and adorable. Like me =]

If I were a typing font, I'd be..

[Killouz]

I'd be Comic sans MS

If I was a kind of chips I'd be...

[Merellis]

Salt and vinegar. ;D Ultimate taste~

If I was a N64 Game,

[Drak231]

I'd be LoZ OoT of course! because it's so 3l33t !111!1!

If I was an instrument,

[Session]

I'd be blown on a regular basis, mainly at band practices.

If I were a letter, I'd be...

[Captain Usopp]

a break up letter, usually sent via text.

If I was a word, I'd be...

[Session]

"Gadoosh!!!", because its the most epic thing you can possibly scream when punching/kicking/tackling/otherbodilyharmingwordhere'ing someone :D

If I were a single post in this thread, I'd be...