Complete the previous sentence, and start another!

[Culex]

Bob was sad to have lost his ability to roll, but then he realized he could...

[Ngjoko]

shoot lasers out of his eyes, he ...

[Mstr Keal]

then challenged chuck norris, and joe jonas to a duel. he was...

[The Legendary Joe]

shitfaced drunk at the time.??The smell of alcohol and sweaty chest hair...

[Ngjoko]

was so epic that both chuck and joe were knocked out instantly right after they'd taken a sniff of his powerfully epic body scent. His dragonoid arm...

[Kari Nogashi]

Tentacle raped a Somewhat questionably aged Hentai model before going to work on..

[Lord Jericho]

and afterwards Raped Prontera?s refiner for breaking his gear

[Mstr Keal]

thus aggravating all of rune midgard then a crab....

[Silk]

gave Bob Old Spice Odor-blocker Body Wash because it has 16 hours of B. O. blocking power. Bob was...

[Ngjoko]

sick of this world and decided to...