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[The Legendary Joe]

Yes, this thread is easily contributing to my +8 Aura of Ruin's stat penalties. By posting in this thread, the aura's influence will cause all affected by it to make bad decisions that they ordinarily would not take, and in the end have the world come crashing down on top of them. Being kicked out of, and unable to find employment, forgetting the studies learned in any sort of schooling (essentially becoming dumber and less valuable as a person), diminishing funds to live on and having more and more expensive Medications you cannot live without (with no insurance to cover them), and your filth piling up around you leading your real estate to fall into ruin without any traces of motivation to even attempt to correct any of the problems that face your every day mortal problems; they'll all pile on top of you, driving you drink. Sooner or later, that drinking will become more and more problematic. If you have friends currently, the alcoholism will grow into a gigantic monster that could potentially destroy any relationship with your friends and drive them away, leaving you to crawl even further into the bottle of booze.

If you are currently posting in this thread, you are probably already under the influence of my cursed equipments, and should seek to flee to far off lands before you commit any other acts you may regret.

but hey, cursed thread, cursed gears, what the hell? If you're mind's full of folly, you'll prolly just pull a TL;DR and YOLO and post anyway.

PS: It's a lot harder to type pages of B.S. with this wider forum