For all you dudes out there who are frustrated with your life...

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Whispers Wrote:I went there and I don't get it.??It's all about how to get laid.??Shamelessly shallow if you ask me.??

So, you wanna get laid, huh?

First, look in the mirror. It all starts with YOU. Guys who get laid take care of themselves. They dress well, hair tidy, and breath always fresh. A positive image is everything. Your image is a reflection of how you see yourself, and importantly - how others see you. This is not only relevant to getting laid, this is a general rule of life. We live in a society in which image is important. Its the cornerstone of who we are. If you want to attract chicks, then you must reflect a positive image. Every morning, before you leave your house/apartment, keep the following checklist.


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- shower, scrub, and clean properly
- nails trimmed
- hair in check (no neck/back hair)
- facial hair either shaven or trimmed beard (avoid hobo look, unless light stubble)
- armpit hair trimmed (srs)
- use deodorant that fcuking works (no axe bullshit)
- clothes ironed (srs)
- clothes style (google yourself, its not hard to match clothes)
- shoes fcuking clean (also, get some nice shoes - chicks notice)
- avoid cologne (unless going to dinner, or club)
- breath in check (i always keep tic tac handy)

In addition to how you look. Image is also portrayed in how you walk. Don't walk slouched down. Remember, image is everything. Walk in upright position, shoulders broad. Not only will these tips above help you attract attention of chicks, they will also make you feel positive - which is what you want to convey!

Second, make eye contact. Just so you know, these are tips on 'getting laid'. Not finding a girlfriend, or learning how to talk to chicks. Strictly for getting laid. These are only my opinion, and what works for me. Other people may have their own strategies, and that's fine.

You have to know the game and how things operate in the field. The very first thing you must do, is get the girl to 'notice' you. You need that initial 'look of interest'. When you walk into a club or party, be on the lookout, be a 'hunter'...make eye contact with a chick, and try to lock eyes. Within seconds you will know if she's intrigued or not. This intuition comes with practice. If she is not intrigued, you scope another chick (no big deal). Keep doing this, until you know for sure someone is acknowledging you. The best is when the 'chick' is the one looking at YOU! (this does happen, and a lot of guys miss it because they are not being hunters). When you're being the hunted, that's a VERY good sign, because it will mean less work for you (more on that later).

Now for something important. When you lock eyes with one chick, just concentrate on her only! Don't keep bouncing your eyes from one chick to the next. You'll look like a fool. And make sure you chose your target wisely. Sometimes its just hit and miss. A summary...

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- enter a party/club environment
- get into predator mode
- be on the lookout, but remain chill (grab a beer or something)
- scope out chicks, but don't be obvious about it
- when you make eye contact, get a feel for the situation
- if she's not digging, no big deal - keep looking
- if a chick is looking at you, then its a good sign
- when you finally 'visually connect' with a certain chick, stop looking at others
- now you have found your 'target'


The Approach Now things get interesting. You have acknowledged the chick. And she has acknowledged you. You are 80% sure that she is interested to talk to you (based on the initial look). [side note: sometimes a chick will look at you, and not be interested. with practice, you will pick up on this...when a chick gives you an 'i'm interested look', she'll look at you a few times, flip her hair, open her body to face you, stuff like that, again, this stuff comes with practice]. Now that you have picked your target, I usually walk right up to her if she's alone. If she's with a friend, I bring a friend with me to back me up. I don't use pick up lines. I just say 'hi' and smile (srs). 9 times out of 10, chick will smile and say 'hi' back. The first 5 minutes are CRITICAL! After that, its either gonna go downhill or uphill. Tell her, "lets go get a drink"... don't ask her. Just tell her straight up. Before she has a chance to answer, head for the bar. Its these small things in the beginning which is the confidence people here talk about. Its not that hard to do. (srs). At this point, you have a chick at the bar, and she is talking to you, and your getting a drink. Now its time to be funny and cocky. Don't be cocky all the time. Don't be funny all the time. Mix it up. Also, you're in a fcuking club, not a library. Look at her bewbs, and let her see you checking them out, but don't stare at them, be quick. I sometimes even do a quick look at the lips, and chicks will notice and you can sense them getting wet (srs). Remember, this is to get laid! As for being cocky, funny, keep doing that.

Now I'm going to start a new paragraph, because the next part is VERY important! If you disregard everything else here, thats fine, but read this at least! Don't come off as desperate! I see guys do this all the time, lol. They look pathetic. To the people that worry about not having stuff to say to chicks... remember this, sometimes its better to say LESS! what i mean is, at times you need the chick to think you're not that interested, and that you can do better. During this time, chick will get slightly frustrated, and crave your attention slightly more. Don't fcuking give it to her. Let her work for it, but don't let this go on for too long. When she is at her most vulnerable, is when you 'attack' so to speak. When I say attack, I mean to say, you must grab her hand, or make some kind of physical contact with her, whisper in her ear, do something! Don't just stand there with your thumb up your arse! I see phaggots do that a lot too. At this point, things are going really well. So I wrote quite a bit here, and its a bit jumbled, so I'll try to cliff this too...

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- no cheesy pick up lines (srs)
- say 'hi' and smile
- remember, this chick acknowledged u earlier, so that's half the worry gone
- be confident, make decisions. respond with yes/no. don't be 'unsure' of anything.
- tell her you're gonna buy her a drink (remember, if she says no then you can always go back and scope another chick - no big deal, remember?)
- be funny/cocky.... but for the love of God... don't be needy or desperate
- be a slight pervert (in discussion and where you look)
- begin to ignore her slowly, she will get frustrated
- at point of maximal frustration, make the 'move'
- the move = slight physical contact/say something in her ear/something like that
- at this point, you're ready for the closer...



The Closer. This is both the most fun, and sometimes disappointing moment of the night. Its a feeling of two extremes. And I've been on both ends of them. Being on the wrong end is not so bad (if the night is young). But if its late in the night, and you get rejected, then it kind of sucks, but remember - no big deal! There's always tomorrow brah! Anyways, lets think positive for now.

So you think you got the chicks panties wet. And its getting late, and its time to go home. You're primary objective is to get laid, so tell her and her friends to come hang out with you and your friends. (its a lot easier when friends are around, very rare for a chick to go home with you alone, does happen, but rare - so it helps to have some interesting friends around). So how do you ask then? Very easy, you just be straight up honest about it, and if she says yes, then you're good to go. And if she says no, then no big deal, start looking for another chick. Or maybe ask for her number, or maybe she'll just give you the number. To be quite honest with you, at this point the chick has already made her mind up whether she is going home with you, or just gonna give you a number. So just get it over with and ask her. Worse thing I experience is working on a chick all night, only to get a fcuking number at the end. And all that time I could have spent on some other chick.

Sorry about the ending, I kind of rushed it, because I'm tired as fcuk, and too lazy to cliff it too.

This strategy works for me, and thats why I'm sharing it. There might be other strategies out there too. Find something that works for you. For me, its a very linear way of thinking. Its like a 1, 2, 3, BAM! type thing. I hope that makes sense.

Good Luck, and I know its a lot I've written here, and I hope I've expressed myself properly, and most importantly I hope it gets you laid.

Please remember to practice safe sex!