Dark vs Light WoE

[Sir Melot]

Your side is so bad at WoE that they wear elemental wings when trying to break the precast.

[Lady Thea]

Only because your side's precast is so weak that it can be broken by a naked baby perma novice wearing elemental wings.

Your side's precast is so weak that we can pot out the damage using the food that drops from ToH wings.

[Sir Melot]

Your side is so bad at WoE, I'd call them noobs, but noobs would take offense to it.

[Lady Thea]

Your side is so poorly built that one gypsy with scream can stop them all.

[Sir Melot]

Your side is so poorly geared that one frost joke stops you all.

[Lady Thea]

Your side is so weak that a full support professor could break your emp, while every one in your side stands by and tries to stop them.

[Sir Melot]

Your side is so horrible at woe that one HP can keep the emp alive while your entire group tries to break it.

[Lady Thea]

Fine then Melot, lets prove who's stronger. Meet me in Juno and we'll figure out a way to find out which side is stronger.

[Sir Melot]

Deal, I meet you there.

I want to prove to you once and for all that dark heroes are more powerful than your light heroes that are about as dangerous as a crossing guard.

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