Frost Joke / Pet Talk

[GM-Pandora]

I am taking suggestions for frost joke lines (bard skill that freezes people) or pet talk lines.

When I see suggestions I like, I'll add them to the next patch.

Your text has to be RO-fitting and 1 line (punchy, no long text) and please specify what you are suggesting it for (frost joke or pet, and if so which pet).

[Lis and Olo]

What about the stun comments? Gotta give dancers some attention too! I'm kinda tired of, "I'M PREGNANT!!??wtf?"

Although sometimes Bards just randomly start spewing gibberish, so I suppose you are trying to fill in those empty spots XD.

What pet's do you need talk from? Also, is there a place in our RO folder that has what the pet's say so that we can just adjust it for our client?

PS> I'm not good at coming up with 1 liners off the top of my head, but rest assured I'll have some soon

[GM-Pandora]

Yeah, you can include 1-liner for the dancer skill too.

All pets.

All those are compressed in the hero.grf

[crossmesh]

*dancer*
WE DESERVE RESPECT TOO =D

[Pojo]

Give orphans a skill that randomly says "Are you my mommy?"

[jema]

Frost Joke: ::closes eyes:: please work please work please work

[The Legendary Joe]

>.> "DEE DEE DEE!!"

Carlos Mencia bards ftw

[Avery]

Frost Joke:
What are you looking at? FREEZE!
Do you want hot chocolate or ice cream? Fine, ICE CREAM!
Music can make you cold...!!!
Mystic Wind !!!
I love you SOOO much! But i just HAVE to freeze you!
ooh~! lalala-lalala-la!
Oh Lord, Please make them soo cold that they will FREEZE!
Look at that MONK! Look at that SIN! I WILL FREEZE >:D
Geonosis & Genesis, So alike!
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Pet Talk
Deviluchi
Why do you kill these monsters?
mmmmmmm.... i love food....
barabababa! I'm loving it!
Azn? Br? Fr? What are you? I'm a Deviluchi
What? What? What? What are we doing?
Don't we wanna go to comodo beach and rest? oh wait there fur seals, lets go to nifleheim!!!
Munak:
I want to go see bongun!
Lets go to louyang!
Lets go to payon!
Lets go to Gonryun
Lets NOT go to Amatsu!!!

[Motenai_Ronin]

Pet talk:

Deviruchi:
Where's my knife?
Don't run with scissors, leave that to me.

Dokebi:
BAM BAM BAM!

Isis:
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who'sss the most beautiful ssserpent of them all?

Green Petite:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Fish Fry!
I wanna fly! i wanna fly!
Feel the Heat!

Orc Warrior:
Get movin' Ape!

Baby Desert Wolf:
Are you my mommy?

Savage Bebe:
The other white meat?!

Rocker:
But ours go to 11.

Alice:
How may i be of service, Goshujin-sama?
Ecchi!!
Don't make me hit you with this broom!

[Rei Ayanami]

actually i like pojo's sugestion. ever since vince and hina is no longer here nobody wanted to be poor baby chiyo chan's mommy and daddy.

can you do something in regards to orphans? being just tiny with nobody to use the skills on is very boring.

frost joke: "AhChooo!!!"

Dancer: ">_> what are you staring at? OMG!!! Stalker!!!!"

Pets:

Orc Warrior: "Work Work, oh wait, wrong game."