Frost Joke / Pet Talk

[Diallo]

OMGOGOM No, this isn't to be mean. But i find it hilarious.

For Frost Joke.
"Freeze If Your Gay! <3"
"If You Freeze, I'll give you a cookie"
"How Heavy Is That?! Huh!?"
"...Chiilliiiesss.... BBQ Sauucee.."


*P.S. The heart on the first frost joke is to not offend. but, a crude joke of love <3*

[Diallo]

Thought of a few more. ^.^

For Frost Joke:
"...Millions of peaches!"
"Mmm, Knightsicle."
"Freeze if you love me "
"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO FREEZE!"
"Me? I'm fine. But you need to chill."
"CALM DOWN. infact, Here. Chill <3"
"And here's the punchline.. *drum roll* FREEZE!"

[bensei]

Sorry if this was posted before, but i dont feel like reading the whole 3 pages~

as far as i know, you can edit the frost jokes by yourself, by just changing a few files in your RO folder.

you simple need to create a data folder in your RO folder if there isnt already one. In this folder, you create a new txt document and name it ba_frostjoke

In the document you type in the first line

FROST JOKE
Joke1
joke2
joke3
and
so
on


Just make sure you get at least a amount of 200 Jokes, because if its less, you'll get some errors. everybody on the server should be able to see those new jokes, so you can make your bard/minstrel easily a bit different from others by just making your own jokes.

[GM-Pandora]

Point of this tread is to suggest frost joke so they be included in the file that everyone has, I'd prefer if people did not edit their files.

[bensei]

Haha, sorry then i guess, the way i stated above doesnt create problems, i tested it on my own, nor does it change the important files in the ro directory in any way, but if you wish, ill remove my post

one question though, i am allowed to make my own jokes, am i?

[GM-Pandora]

Any joke you put in is subject to the same rule as any chat in RO, that is if you put obscenity, insult or such it would not be allowed.

[bensei]

GM-Pandora Wrote:Any joke you put in is subject to the same rule as any chat in RO, that is if you put obscenity, insult or such it would not be allowed.

Then im fine <3~

[Avalon_Fates]

Frost Joke-
We are the knights that say NI!!!!
BURN!!!!!!!.....damit!
I just wanted to be a plumber...
ok everyone. Get the Mallets!
How the hell does this work anyways!
My name is...never mind.
*Insert crappy joke here*
Snake! Snake!! SNAAAAAAAAKE!

[Whispers]

LoL...

Frost Jokes:

Don't eat me, I love you!??D,=

You wouldn't hit a pregnant woman would you?! (For guys xD)

Sit, boy~ (InuYasha fan service xD??- Let's keep InuYasha disses away D: )

Your wife's having a baby!

I'm dating your daughter!

Ease the squeeze, baby, leave room for the lovin'!

I drink because it's a liquid. Were it solid, I'd eat it!~

Look behind you~??It's an evil alien reptilian kitten-eater!

No no, like this!??Elbow-bows up-up side to side.??Like a cholo~

Fuddle duddle, frizzle fram, damnit, FREEZE!!??>_<

Gentlemen, behold!??Invisible nitrogen gas~??(ATHF ftw )

You're ugly and your momma dresses you funny!??D:

Omg, dude, look at my hand.??I just sneezed that out.

Is poopoo hat supposed to taste like this?!

o_o




I took a lot off of that list and some people already suggested some ideas I had.??This list was a lot longer.??xD

...Puppies.

[Buffalo Bob]

Whispers Wrote:You're ugly and your momma dresses you funny!??D:

haha, yes, it's true.??Ya caught me.??

imo we should have a Frost Joke that exclaims, "Look!??Buffalo Bob's opening up shop!"??That'll get a monster off your case any day.??Even bile-thirsty sodomistic Dark Lords love Buffalo Bob's Bargains!??

Or we could have him say, "OMG~ PS3 is so much better than 360!!"??That even makes Sony laugh.??

Or, "Saving gas at 30bhp in my Hybrid!??I <3 my Honda Go-kart!"

Seriously, though.??I've always wanted my bard to scream out, "Is it cold in here or is it just you??!"

That would be te Bee's Elbows.??

-bb-