Black Mesa

[Lunatic]

frighten? who said i was supose to frighten some one?
Sir.Jubei fine Company Black Mesa has a outstanding service.

[Whispers]

I'm sure they do.

[Jubei]

*this is a prerecorded message*

Thank you for considering Black Mesa [insert applicants name here]. We here at Black Mesa would love to consider considering about processing your consideration about considering our company to further your business experience. Please fill out our Official Black Mesa Questionare and contact me either on this site or [insert current hiring staff member here]. Thank you and have a nice day.

-Breen

[Sekaru]

I smell a coverup for area 52 ./sniff

[Whispers]

Breen sounds like a monotonously impersonal personnel representative.

Sekaru's back in the forums!

Breen's last message didn't have a hidden code!

omfg, something's going here! D:

[Motenai_Ronin]

I am back and have a message from my superiors at Aperture Science.

*Pre-recorded message played out on holodisk*
"We at Aperture Science cordially invite top Black Mesa Scientists and esp. Wallace Breen to come to the Aperture Science containment vault *electronic garble* welcome chamber *static* guest lobby for a negotiations and party over some .... cake."

End of Message, I your humble servant will now self destruct as preordained by the ministers of Aperture Science. All personnel not immediately related to Black Mesa labs are well advised to vacate the area, for certain doom awaits them here.

[Whispers]

The cake is a lie!??OMFG, THE CAKE IS A LIE!! D,=

Run away!??D: