MSPaint Adventures

[Kretzer]

MsPaint Adventures is a Web Comic designed to look like a TextBased game, the author takes suggestions from the readers as to where to take the story next.
His First comic made in this style was Jail Break, in jail break he forced himself to drive the story 100% suggestion based, the first suggestion WAS implemented always wich led to a comic thats simply awesome.

The lates project Problem Sleuth is LONG, but definetly Worth it.

You can check it out here:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/



Wich leads me to attempt the same Forum-wise. Just for fun, don't expect awesome Art nor Time-Space paradigmas from me D=

Same rules as Original Jail Break by Andrew Hussie.
First post will decide how the story goes.
You can post anything as long as its not overly exagerated.
Not Exagerated = Make a totally awesome escape from the Mob of Porings that follows you
Exagerated = Jump from a helicopter using your trusty JetPack will Smoking a bundload of Pot and putting George W. Bush on fire.



You just entered the World of RAGNAROK ONLINE, you are a NOVICE as defined by your invisible clothing.
There is an UGLY TREE in front of you and a field as far as the eyes can see. It seems like an Idiotic Programer thought it would be funny to assign the SPAWN POINT into the middle of Freaking Nowhere.
As indicated by the retarded grin on your face, you can't wait to start an Adventure.

[teOx]

you see a harmless thief bug and decide to attack it for experience.

[Kretzer]

You see a harmless thief bug and decide to attack it for experience

After doing nothing for quite a while, a small creature appears before you.
It appears to be a THIEF BUG, its so cute and cuddly you just have to hug it. But of course, the laws of nature clearly state that before you hug something you have to Stab it, you take your trusty KNIFE and plunge it throught the harmless insect.

Your senseless carnage comes with wholesome rewards of EXPERIENCE, you just gained a LEVEL. You can't hold yourself back from smiling like the retard you are.

You thought about taking the loot you just earned, but no way in hell you're touching that STICKY MUCUS.

[Fruityla]

Not only are you a retard, you just proved you overall fail at adventuring. Srsly, REAL ADVENTURERS loot the corpses >_>

...Anyway. You fail so much that you go to Prontera and start begging for zeny and items.

[Kretzer]

You fail so much that you go to Prontera and start begging for zeny and items

You are not sure what ZENY is, but something in your crotch is telling you that you need it.
You Walk to the nearest town and place your trusty HAT on the floor, then proceed to dance like you've never danced before.
A person with a rather STUPID LOOKING HAT rewards you for the entertainment.

[Rika]

Take the zeny and buy the first hat you see.

[Kretzer]

Take the zeny and buy the first hat you see

You put your ZENY to good use.
By means of your awesome DEALING skills, you succesfully buy the man's STUPID LOOKING HAT with his Very own ZENY.
But, since this hat is THE FIRST HAT YOU EVER SAW; it means your Trusty HAT never existed.
Your Trusty HAT implodes.

Victory is yours, the emotions you gathered can only be diminished with a Dance.

You Equip your STUPID LOOKING HAT and Dance like a Maniac while playing an AIR GUITAR.

You've never been so happy.

[BlackDragon]

You suddenly have a mood swing, throw your hat on the ground angrily and punch a random civilian.

[Motenai_Ronin]

You run into the Smithery and bribe the smith to hide in his furnace.

[Kretzer]

You suddenly have a mood swing, throw your hat on the ground angrily and punch a random civilian

Your Happiness rapidly turns into sheer sadness for no real reason, the world seems like a horrible place, your life is a descending spiral, if your mommy doesn't give you money you must resort to cut yourself and bleed black.
Crawling in your skin, these wounds they will not heal.

You horrible so 2006 fad twists your emotions around, you are suddently full of RAGE. Your strong desire for violence is so strong your veins are about to burst.
You Decide not to trow your STUPID LOOKING HAT to the floor, that kind of action is far too barbaric.
Without thinking you punch the puck out of THAT GUY.

Your LEVEL 2 NOVICE PUNCH deals CRITICAL DAMAGE, fortunetly it seems THAT GUY just got out of PVP and had his HP considerably low.

THAT GUY is out cold, he seems to have dropped a SMALL BAG marked with the ZENY symbol, so clich