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[beefcake]

Are you sick of logging in to your lowly autotrade vend account and it says you are still logged in?

Are you sick of vending fail items at fail prices and you know you will fail before you even start but you do anyway because you can?

Are you sick of people telling you how unreasonably priced your items are but the moment you lower your prices it sells instantly and someone else tells you that they would have bought it for more but it's too bad now cos you've been ripped lololol!!!11 -_-?

You are not the first nor the last.

(Y)Our Guild
Epic Fail guild is a syndicate of random (but cute) merchants who share a common determination to vend against all odds whether it be a jellopy or an uber rare item. Through being part of our collective you will enjoy the feel good factor of being with a guild full of 'active' merchants like yourself as we vend together in unwavering solidarity.

Our Vision
Our collective will eventually rival the influence of 7-11 and spread across the finite sidewalks of pront like ants on honey. We will facilitate a guild environment with many 'active' members at all times of the day and our continuing 'online' presence will be the envy of even the most established guilds.

Essential Criteria
You need to be a first class merchant.
You need to vend regularly.
You need to be a rule-abiding citizen of HeRO.

Desirable Criteria
You can wear a poring/poporing/drops hat when vending.
You can live with a quiet and mostly silent atmosphere despite our (envisaged) huge online presence.

How to Join
Ask anyone in the guild for an invite ingame.??

[Sepharius]

I support this idea.

[Bloodbane]

+1

[The Big Boss]

beefcake Wrote:Our collective will eventually rival the influence of 7-11 and spread across the finite sidewalks of pront like ants on honey.

The Seven & I Holdings Corporation supports the formation of this guild, as it is apparent the merchants of Prontera desparately need cohesion and organization.??The eventual order brought about in Prontera will greatly assist in the shopping experience.

The Seven & I Holdings Corporation would like to restate our position on the relative global influence of the 7-11 brand and note that while we fully support the idea of organizing the Prontera Central Business District (hereafter CBD), we will also defend our market share in any areas outside the Prontera CBD as we have successfully done in the past.

[CannabisCorpse]