I like my ____ like I like my ____: ____ and ____

[Quesadilla]

I'm sure a lot of you have seen those jokes that usually go like:
"I like my women like I like my coffee: hot and black"
I thought it would be a pretty interesting idea to turn this into a forum game of sorts. Here's how it would work.
First, I would post the first half. It could be in the format mentioned earlier, and you can use random objects to cause possible lols. Let's say my first will be "I like my women like I like my coffee,"
Then the next person would say the second half. Let's say it's "hot and roasted." They would also, in the same post, give another first half for the next person to answer. Basically,

p:1a

p:1b
2a

p:2b
3a

And so on. I just made that more complicated than it should've been.

I'll start:
I like my women like I like my chocolate,

[Ellie]

*twitches*
So tempting...

melting in my mouth, and not in my hand. ;D

Go on. Try and eat M&Ms again after that. >:


Ahhh....

I like my men like I like my socks,

[Force-Attuned Krogoth]

You did sort of ask for it.
Gentle washed and blown dry.

As for me,
I like my pizza like I like my kittens:

[Rei Ayanami]

ok this sounds very evil and sadistic. i won't ever be able to forgive myself for this either but its the first thing that poped in my head:

round and flat

poor kitty

mmmm, let me try one:

I like my sport like i like my entree;

[Monkey Feet]

Flashy and beastly.

I like my teachers like Tom Brady;

[Monkey Feet]

Double post, I'm sorry, I just had to do this just incase a Brady fan came in X)

well paying and benchwarming

Ok real time

I like my women like a bowling pin;

[Quesadilla]

Curvy and easy to push over.
Ohhh!

I like my women like I like my computer,

[Ellie]

turned on and virus free.
>:

I like my?nights out?like I like my school grades,

[Motenai_Ronin]

being high and bringing my A game.

hee hee limericks, fun. I like these, but I suppose I'm not very good.

lessee...how bout one for the recent swine-flu

I like my chickens like I like my pigs...

[Quesadilla]

sexy and filled with disease!

>.>

I like my women like I like my students,