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RE: jokes. - Shikari - 10-07-2010 08:35 PM
So these three christian men go to heaven and are told by St. Pete that they will each recieve a gift depending on how many times they were unfaithful to their wives.
The first man goes up. "How many times were you unfaithful to your wife?" he asked, and he replied, "Only twice." He received a brand new Volkswagen.
The second goes up and is asked the same question, he replies, "Um...around 8 or 10 times." He received a twenty year old Toyota.
The last man goes up and confesses he cheated 15 times and is granted a golf car.
A few weeks later the second and third man are driving around in heaven in the Toyota and meet up with the first man. They see him sad and tell him, "Why are you sad? You got the best car out of all of us."
At this he hesitated for a second, then told them, "I saw my wife running around in a skateboard last week..."
RE: jokes. - Ngjoko - 10-07-2010 08:53 PM
LOL!!!
RE: jokes. - Shikari - 10-07-2010 09:10 PM
Theres another one i want to post but i think its too dirty for forums );