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S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - The Big Boss - 08-09-2009
The Seven & I Holdings Corporation would like to announce the biggest change in the Rune Midgard vending community since the advent of currency:
A 7-11 IPO.
After hundreds of millions of zeny in sales over the past year it's apparent that quite a few people are overwhelmed with jealousy at the success of the 7-11 brand.??Because doing the unexpected is what made us so successful in the first place, we've decided to give the immitators, the would-be immitators, the once-were imitators, and the purely spiteful a chance to put their money to good use and have their say.??Want to make more money???Want to get in on the action???Want to just get rid of us???We know you do.
In the true spirit of innovation, the IPO will take the following form*:
1: For 1.5 million Zeny, we'll close down a branch of your choosing for one week.
2: For 5 million Zeny, we'll close down a branch of your choosing for one month.
3: For 15 million Zeny, we'll completely move out of any town outside of Prontera, permanently.
4: For 25 million Zeny, we'll move out of Prontera, permanently.
If any bid or group of investors can organize 80 million Zeny, we'll close our doors forever, giving someone new a chance to get in on the action.??Plus, we'll tell the winner exactly how we've managed to stay so successful while so very many competitors have come and gone.
So here's the chance, have your say in how the biggest chain in Rune-Midgard runs.??
And to answer questions about reopening: no, we don't plan anything like that.??This is legit.
Below this will be the list of buyouts and times:
Buyer - Price - City - Length of Time
Wal-Mart Guild - 1.5m - Aldebaran - until 12:00 GMT, 17 August 2009
*Serious offers only.??Serious, comparable counter-offers also accepted.
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - Sepharius - 08-09-2009
If anyone closes down 7-11, I will DESTROY YOU.
No one can supply me more slushies than 7-11 can.
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - Quesadilla - 08-09-2009
I believe this is the most amazing way to get money ever.
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - Ellie - 08-09-2009
Wow.
I take my hat off too you, evil mastermind.
I am curious, however, about what the zeny will be used for, and any such loopholes.
Will they start up the same business, but under a different name?
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - Session - 08-09-2009
Get a GM involved, disable more than one or a couple @autotrades from the ips involved with 7-11.
Besides that...
7-11 >_< I will kill you, you better STAY ACTIVE , KEEP SELLING,
and please, start selling meat and feed^_^
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - Corporal - 08-09-2009
Who is going to supply my speed pots? >=[
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - nohope - 08-09-2009
lol, I guess 7-11 is not worth the work ehh?
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - Aaronock - 08-10-2009
Wow...this guy is really freaking amazing at the heRO market, whoever you are out there in heRO...I salute your innovation actually!
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - Monkey Feet - 08-10-2009
No... stay, you guys are nice = (
RE: S> The only unslotted chain in HeRO that matters - Sam Walton - 08-10-2009
I'll give you 1.5 mil to leave Aldebaran for a week.