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[Jubei]

One of the funniest things ive seen. It depicts the severe hardness of english:

Translate the following into simple englsih:

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

Ill post the answer if no one gets it

[Tenshi]

a team of two go to a lake (seeing how it is full of H2O) the first dude goes down and bangs up his head then the other dude turns around to face the same way the dude who's all bangged up is.

[GM-Pandora]

2 people go toward the highest point of a mountain. The purpose of their expedition is to gather water in a big container. One person fell and hit his head. The other person turned around in the direction the other fell, probably to see what happened to his friend.

[Blu3Tig3r]

Er...................

[Tenshi]

hmmm i think Pandy's is more acurate than mine

[Lance]

Hmmm...Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
I tried...=) thats my effort

[GM-Pandora]

That's a googled effort......... /swt

[Lance]

That's a googled effort......... /swt

i didn't use google, it just came out of my head

[GM-Pandora]

How do you come up with Jack and Jill?

[Jubei]

One of the funniest things ive seen.??It depicts the severe hardness of english:

Translate the following into simple englsih:

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

Ill post the answer if no one gets it

2 individuals
geological protuberance= mountain or hill
vessle= pail/bucket
decended= fell
damage to upper cranial portion= broke crown (hehe)
retational translation oriented in same direction= rolled down after.

Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tummbling after ^_^