Dark vs Light WoE

[Sir Melot]

Hey! Thea!

You need to make your side show up to WoE. Light side has such low turn out during WoE that we fight ourselves just to make it interesting.

[Lady Thea]

Quiet Melot, I'd talk about your side woe-ing, but that would require people to actually WoE from your side.

[Sir Melot]

Not even!

Your side is so horrible at WoE that all you need to defend a castle against it are two sword guardians in the emp room.

[Lady Thea]

More like dark side is so weak that a handful of porings could break and defend a castle for an entire WoE against them.

[Sir Melot]

No, light side is so undergeared that most of your side has never seen a beret.

[Lady Thea]

Your side is so undergeared that we could beat you, only using a team of creator's homunculi.

[Sir Melot]

Your side is so horrible at WoE, that we only need to send our non-trans players to kill you during normal WoE.

[Lady Thea]

Your side is so horrible at WoE that you have alchemists and blacksmiths in forge and brew build trying to kill us.

[Sir Melot]

Well, that's only because you guys can be killed by a brewer and we don't need to change.

Your side is so bad at WoE that they think potting is illegal, unless you live in California and it's prescribed by your doctor.

[Lady Thea]

Your side is so bad at WoE that we can send in three people into your most defended castle in the last five minutes, and still manage to break the emp.