Let's try some constructive critism...

[GM-Scott]

"But if someone else finds it offensive enough to report it, you will get it coming, sorry."

Nobody will find blonde, school or dog jokes offensive. I haven't jailed anyone on this matter? I haven't banned anyone on this matter? No.

You are taking this radically. If someone says that women are complicated and then a feminist complains, too bad. This is not what ANYONE considers an offensive joke. But make a complete sexist degrading joke about women and you will get punished.

Don't try to make me look like Hitler, we ALL use common sense.