oh man, this is a hard one... just to make sure i didn't leave out anything, please kindly click on this link:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Snatch_(film)
but perhaps if i may venture a shot at it, it would be this passage: (i mean you really gotta see the way they presented the visuals for this screen, but hey go watch the whole movie...)
* [Three Masked black men are pointing guns at Tony in a bar]
(Masked Man 1 to Tony) - "I don't want a fuss, and I don't want to put a bullet in your brain but unless you give me what I want there will be FUCKING murders." (Bullet Tooth Tony) - "Whats your name?" (Masked man 2) "Shoot him!" (Bullet Tooth Tony) - "ooh" [Masked Man 1 goes to pistol whip Tony, his hand gets caught by Tony] (Masked Man 2) - "Let. Go. Of. The. Gun" [Bullet Tooth Tony lets go, Masked Man 1 rubs his wrist] (Bullet Tooth Tony) "So. You're obviously the big dick, and layin' either side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. Big brave balls, and little mincey faggot balls." (Masked Man 2) - "These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer" (Bullet Tooth Tony) - "Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy. And have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you got your parties muddled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, your havin second thoughts. You're shrinkin', and your two little balls are shrinkin' with ya. And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got DESERT EAGLE .50 written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now...f*** off. [Bullet Tooth Tony drinks his beer. The three black masked men look at each other and run away.]
and from bullet-tooth's never ending wisdom:
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
-w-
