jokes.

[Ngjoko]

LOL!

So, there's a plane flying towards somewhere when an accident occured, a big bird got stuck and shredded by the propellers of the plane, thus the plane crashed on to a tropical jungle island. Things didn't look so good at that time since only 3 man survived the crash and they're stranded in the middle of nowhere. They grouped together and started to search for a way off the island back home.
Suddenly, came an outburst of armed cannibal natives. The 3 begged for their lives and the leader of the natives gave them a chance to live and promised to help them off the island(ain't he being too nice?) if they succeeded in doing a task instructed by him. The elder told them to look for 10 fruits of a same kind in the jungle and bring them back here. Soon after that they immediately ran off to the jungle separately.
The first guy came back with 10 apples. He seemed relieved until the elder told him what to do with them. The elder ordered him to take off his pants and squeeze in all that he'd gather up from his "exit door" and while doing so show no emotion or he'd be mercilessly and brutally murdered for dinner. The man decided to give it a shot no matter how painful it is since he'd die immediately if he just give up. The man started to do his task, it went smooth until the 3rd apple. He could no longer stand the pain thus cried and slaughtered by the cannibals. The 2nd guy was cunning, he followed and saw what happened to the first guy and ran off in search of some small fruits.
The 2nd guy came to the elder with 10 cherries and a smirk on his face. The elder instructed the same task and he immediately start his task. He's about to finish his last cherry but he burst out laughing and thus being killed after seeing the 3rd guy and the 10 durians* he brought back.

* In case you don't know, Durian is a tropical fruit at the size of a melon and have a very strong smell that most westerners find disgusting. It soft flesh is covered by a very hard and thorny shell. It is advised to put on gloves when handling them(if you'd never tried it before) because they can really hurt your hands and leave a lot of hole marks on them.