Hi, I'm Roland. I'm new here and I'm new to RO. Hell, I'm a noob in RO and I don't know or understand how to play it and I'm already thinking of giving up. Anyway, I'm looking forward to enjoy my time here with you guys. Since the thread says "Introduce Yourself", might as well do a funny one.
#1: Let's just say my face is not POOP and I don't sell poop. But I'm a baller. Anyway, I'd like to say that I'm a snob, I'm very silent and I do not drink and smoke like an ex-con. Maybe I'm not the type of person that ORDINARY girls will fall for and I accept that. Maybe because I'm not like a person who sparkles when hit by sunlight with a human-werewolf six packs. NO, I am not 400 pounds and massively overweight. However, everybody has a little bit of extra pounds and love handles and my online girlfriend said that when we meet she will find it adorable
#2: I HAVE had sexual relations before. Maybe she wasn't a 10. And yeah maybe I placed something in her drink. And so what if her name was Ricky, some chicks are totally named Ricky. And even if it was a dude, as long as you imagine it is not, you are not gay
#3: I DO shower regularly. In fact, I took a shower twice in the last week. And in fact, I sometimes am regarded by my stuffed animal collection as the cleanest one and one of them is a DUCK! So imagine that. A creature who spends the majority of his time in water finds me clean and refreshing AND wants to make out with me
#4: YES, I can beat you at online chess and that only goes to show that my brain is at least 3-5X bigger than yours and for those who are not good at math, that is 20-30X larger than the average female brain
#5: Okay, so I do wear glasses that is about the only thing you guys might have on me, but ask yourself this. Would you make fun of Cyclops from X-men? Because he wears glasses. And he could shoot a laser beam at your head and melt your face. You wouldn't, would you? Again, ask yourself this. How do you know I can't do the same thing?
#6: Lastly, who am I? It doesn't matter. I am anonymous, but you know me well. I go to class with you, or I'm your neighbor, or maybe the guy sitting one table over at the restaurant. I'm incredibly annoying. You might already know me. I'm the guy you see everywhere. I'm the guy your sister brought to a party that one year and introduced me to everyone. I'm the guy who blows your #$&%ing mind with my hardcore (sports) knowledge and what-the-eff-in-your-face opinions. That's who I am. You'd better believe it
Late hello, early goodbye. Hello, goodbye!
