To me, "blarg" is short for "blarg, I am dead." If you don't say the whole phrase, I shall mentally insert it.
Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.