well, it might possibly be feasible on the new svn with the clone command. But I don't really see why we should do it. We already have pets who can attack (teddy bears and succubi? That's some pretty heavy damage potential) and buff, why not use them?
Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.