If I was...

[Mort]

if I had that VPN, sadly, I wouldn't have that much use of it because of my timezone (GMT+1), I play at the times I'd be off work already.

By the way, this is "if I was", not "if I had" game

If I were an airplane..

[Session]

I'd be pretty damn scared shitless, as heights are my natural enemy o.ol|l|

If I had a sense of sarcasm, I'd...

[Silk]

Be sarcastic more often. :3

If I were the lyrics to a rap song,

[Mort]

I'd kill myself because I strongly dislike rap.

If I were a rock/metal song, I'd be..

[The Legendary Joe]

f I were a rock/metal song, I'd be a cover of some metroid music.

if I were a billionaire, I'd

[Session]

Too loud for everyone, and severely intense ;d

If I was a forum site, I'd be..

[Pistis_Sophia]

I'd be spammed with ads >.<

If I was a weapon I'd be...

[Silk]

Diplomacy.

If I was a word, I'd be...

[bugaboo]

Ineffable.

If I were a story, I would be written by...

[Silk]

Well, probably me. xP

If I was an element from the periodic table, I'd be...