A­>Your dream gears

[cane 33]

I offer you any type of nudes that you desire.

Damn: Will will win this auction

[Ultima_Pi]

My other account infos for your main.

'Cause I think you have one of mine, LOL.

[Adrillf]

Here is my offer-

I get your account information and email address. I will NPC everything that I can sell without respect to rarity or amount, stock all of your zenny onto one character and then delete it, and remove you from the server. In short, I get Adrillf's Quitting Service.

What you get. I'll delete Adrillf's Quitting Service as a thread. I will never mention it ever again to any other player in the future, and you will get the knowledge that you were the first and the last customer that ever used Adrillf's Quitting Service, and that you finally got what you wanted and can make me shut up about it.

You get me to finally shut up about it, and I get to delete your account.

As a warning, I will also put this in the other auction thread with the same deal. If one of you take it, the other deal for the other player is off the table, just so you can have true rights to the one and only user of Adrillf's Quitting Service and be the one who quiets me down about the service.

Deal?

[Gojira]

Here is my offer-

I get your account information and email address. I will NPC everything that I can sell without respect to rarity or amount, stock all of your zenny onto one character and then delete it, and remove you from the server. In short, I get Adrillf's Quitting Service.

What you get. I'll delete Adrillf's Quitting Service as a thread. I will never mention it ever again to any other player in the future, and you will get the knowledge that you were the first and the last customer that ever used Adrillf's Quitting Service, and that you finally got what you wanted and can make me shut up about it.

You get me to finally shut up about it, and I get to delete your account.

As a warning, I will also put this in the other auction thread with the same deal. If one of you take it, the other deal for the other player is off the table, just so you can have true rights to the one and only user of Adrillf's Quitting Service and be the one who quiets me down about the service.

Deal?

stfu

[Adrillf]

You can actually make that happen AMJ! Deal?

[Gojira]

Here is my offer-

I get your account information and email address. I will NPC everything that I can sell without respect to rarity or amount, stock all of your zenny onto one character and then delete it, and remove you from the server. In short, I get Adrillf's Quitting Service.

What you get. I'll delete Adrillf's Quitting Service as a thread. I will never mention it ever again to any other player in the future, and you will get the knowledge that you were the first and the last customer that ever used Adrillf's Quitting Service, and that you finally got what you wanted and can make me shut up about it.

You get me to finally shut up about it, and I get to delete your account.

As a warning, I will also put this in the other auction thread with the same deal. If one of you take it, the other deal for the other player is off the table, just so you can have true rights to the one and only user of Adrillf's Quitting Service and be the one who quiets me down about the service.

Deal?

stfu

[djlaw69]

Any offers interesting enough yet?

[The Legendary Joe]

No, so far there's nothing but trolls and "Oh man, I wish I had that, but I'm poor, and potentially homeless, and too poor to even own a card board box"


I for one am one of the latter. But honestly, you didn't include all of my dream gears here. Where's the +8 Dark lord (or Amon Ra, I'm not picky) carded Diablo's boots? Where's the RSX carded armor? Vesper Ulles? and the most obvious, that Incantation Samurai card is in the wrong weapon. It needs to be in a knife [3] for proper trolling of n00bs.

[Cassandra]

i'll teach my third child her first word to be amj

[Shinigami l0_0l]

^ cass is so win