Report All The GMs!

[Aaronock]

Yah, I'm making a report about ALL THE GM'S.

They all the time hosting those darn novice events where we get easy Hatter Cards, Bloody Branches, and too many other goodies I'm too lazy to list here but you know what they all arrrrrrrre!!!

Then there's the monthly Fairy Auction and Trial of Heroes events that require probably hours of preparation.

For Fairy Auction, they don't even come as themselves, they roleplay around as hot fairy babes. If we try to hit on them during the auction they @nuke us. IT IS NOT FAIR!!! Why should they be allowed to abuse us like that? While we're stuck spending our hard earned Zeny on the cool, unique things they offer during auction, they just try to kill us over and over again? GM's created some cruelly sadistic fae babes. Guess its the only form of entertainment you get when you aren't allowed to bid on the items for yourself.

Don't even get me started on Trial of Heroes. Its like, the GM's purposely troll us during Monster Trial with their whacko monster ideas. Freaking Pavan, what was up the GM's butts when they thought of that one? Why would they wanna challenge our brains so hard, all I want are those sweet, sweet ToH Vouchers to sell to other players or use on myself. But for real though, stop giving monster lists that make it about impossible to get 25-30pts on in the Item Trial. I've generated so much salt over those events that I probably could give the whole GM team enough for a whole year or more for all their cooking needs.

Also, can ya'll give us back Lutia RIGHT NOW??? That was the best custom content ever made and I think everyone can agree we need more Snow Harpy leveling on this server.

Anytime anything goes wrong on this server, remember, its your fault somehow, someway! Now you've finished reading this, get back to WORK! *Cracks Whip*

Seriously though, thanks for putting up with all of us. I hope everyone enjoyed reading.

[Wyatt]

I get this is supposed to be a troll post of sorts, but I still don't quite get it. Besides, I'd rather report the player base of the server for not posting encouraging comments in my art thread.

[The Roger]

GMs are too good and too nice! Please fix this!

[Aaronock]

I get this is supposed to be a troll post of sorts, but I still don't quite get it. Besides, I'd rather report the player base of the server for not posting encouraging comments in my art thread.

I'm tired of being unjustly nuke-ified when interacting with GM's on a daily basis!

[Haunted]

THANK YOU!! someone finally said it! all these GMs are absolutely horrible in everything they do. Not only do they nuke us during events like the fairy auction, they also MUTE us !!! What kind of inhumane act is that!? I am a human being, not an entity made to entertain all these GMs. Where is the freedom of speech!? I do not deserve to be muted like some kind of peasant! It irritates me every time this happens, and honestly it hurt me feelers . :'-(

Don't even get me started on lutia. I did not even get to explore ANY of the maps!! like WTF is this nonsense why would any sane GM deploy new and exciting game content only to take it away after a little while?! are you trying to insult my intiligance, mr GM?????????

Also, these GM people always spying on us with the latest tech gadgets and equipments, observing what we do day after day in hopes to catch us doing sketchy acts so they can ban and further humiliate us for their own pleasures. So dear fellow players, if you ever feel like you are being watched, be sure that you are.

I can go on and on crying about how horrible all them GMs are, but I want to keep my post short. The authorities should see this and act immediately! all the GM team including the admin should be banned, but pls keep server running.

In case you are wondering, yes, I am also 100% serious about this and I am infuriated and enraged. thank for ur attenshin.

[Aaronock]

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Dis man above me deserves a +1 Zillion for his amazing post. Cannot +1 enoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Wyatt]

Also, these GM people always spying on us with the latest tech gadgets and equipments, observing what we do day after day -So dear fellow players, if you ever feel like you are being watched, be sure that you are.

Whether true or not, when ever I get spot-lag I always type ' Spot lag, stop spying ' in public chat. For those rare times I am being watched, I can only hope my deaths inspire a good chuckle.

[Menace651]

Lol. For a minute there I thought this was another Vietnam thread.

[sheam]

You guys aren't making any sense at all.

[The Roger]

No more nukes. No more trivia. No more trials. No more invasions. No more 30 min soul links! No more updates! No more! No more GM Powers...!

no more wordzzle!