All-Vender Guild the Zeny Exchange!

[Buffalo Bob]

Ya know... I was walkin' around today and saw all these merchants sellin' their wares in the sidewalks all over Rune-Midgard.??We got 'em in Prontera, of course, but we also got 'em in Geffen, Payon, Morroc.??Hell, we got 'em in Rachel and Einboch!??This concerns me not, you see; I'm happy so many people are making money for themselves.
But... where's the union???Where is the representation for all of these fine young salespeople?

For nearly two-and-a-half years the Zeny Exchange has had its doors open for such people.??To provide representation, foundation, organization, communication, conversation, congregation, education/information, dedication, innovation, relaxation, collaboration, and support of Haitians.??All without discrimination, agitation, stagnation, deflation, imitation, complication, devastation, annihilation, damnation or taxation!??We also certify in cardiopulmonary resuscitation!??

So, send your application or just ask in the street for an invitation.??This is my proclamation that the Zeny Exchange is the best Association in the Rune-Midgard Nation!

Join today!

-bb-