Zooming in game with Virtual Scrollbar?

[Syonyde]

Control being held does nothing sadly. If that were the case and I forgot, I would have punched myself in the face. Hard.

I'm going to try dropping UAC and seeing if that does anything for me.

EDIT: UAC removal does nothing for me, so the last thing I can possibly think of would be Synaptic's drivers just not working with all programs. If that's the case, than life sucks because they address the issue with no answer. T_T