Frost Joke / Pet Talk

[Flapjack]

Can I join too? :3

Frost Joke:
That Pressure is over 9000!!! D:
Got Unfro?
Your Fire Armor needs drenching.

Dazzler:
Don't go emo and spam Sacrifice everywhere!!
Do you want stars on your head too? :3
Look out! It's Chuck Norris! :O

[mahawirasd]

in Soviet Russia we...


-w-

[Muzix]

Because Dazzler/Scream needs love too. xD

"Do I dazzle you?"
"Twinkle twinkle, baby!"
"No, no! Don't touch me!"
"Oops, wrong hotkey!"
"I left the stove on!"

[LykanthricAura]

Please don't.

Frost Joke:

~You will make a yummy popsicle!
Chill out dude!
Stop! In the name of the thaw!
Marc will not save you this time!
Frost Bite !! .. wait, wrong key.
Someone turn off the heater!
I'l show you ankle snare!
Look at me, I'm seizing!
Blizzaga~! Wait. Wrong game.
Ice 3~! Wait. Wrong game.
I don't like ice in my soda!
I will make you fit for Lutie!


-Pet Talk-
Devruchi: Watch me blink! I can do it nine times!
Angeling: I wonder where my babies come from..
Lesavka: I'm wonderful. I'm sexy. I'm... The wrong sprite!
Dokebi: Horn Drill !! Wait. Wrong game.
Drops: There is a card in my jelly!
Zherltsh: You KNOW you want me~
Waste Stove: I don't make very good pizza. Sorry.
Waste Stove: Where is RSX when you need him!?
Garm Baby: I am Garurumon!

Recycle! Or there will be an Ice Age!
Ever see a Gypsy use a man's belt as a whip?
How does killing a monster let me learn a skill of my choice?
This land is your land~, this land is my land...
I am NOT a bubble-butt!
People fear death all the time. Don't worry: you respawn.
Seriously, if you can drink potions this fast...
How come I gotta feed my pet and not myself~ :O
How does one attack with Ghost element? Is Casper here?
How is it, you drink a potion, and your bottle disappears?
Nuu, I dun wanna go to bed!
For men feeling inadequate, take my FDA-unapproved pills!
My pants are too tight. How do these raise dexterity?

I loved these !!!

[Kenshiro-san]

(Dunno much about frost ones)
Frost:
I'm already alive, stop singing the Frosty song!
You look like you need to CHILL OUT.
Let me make it a bit BRRRREEZIER.

Sohee Pet:
I want revenge on Munak for my Bon Gun!
(When person dies):
Master! Do you wish to accompany me beyond as well?
No! This is all the Munak's fault!
Don't die! The afterlife isn't all that great!

[Session]

Smokie- Begone from my master fiend!! *Smokie punch!!!*
Smokie- Dude...why is the monsters leave me alone? I personally think I look scrumptious z:)

Frost joke- Im marc-ing you as my next target Mr. Invisible

Poring- (when fed from hungry, to satisfied status..) "Next time you go shopping, pick up more than just apple juice cheapskate x3"

Waste stove- (when fed from hungry, to satisfied status..) *clink clank brrrng...* I seem to be low on coal...more please....sir?

[VelvetHarlequin]

Dancer- I wish I had bragi........

[Zerrif]

Frost Joker:

Dude, your seriously need to CHILL.
FREEZE, Sucka! Yeah, I'm totally gangster.
Man, lookin at you gave me a chill up my spine~

Siroma:

Man, it's way too hot with all this fur, can we go back to the Ice Dungeon?
It's getting hot in here, so take off--

[Kit]

We need a classic foible.
*frost joker*
"How you mine for fish?"

*waste stove*
"Did you hear about the Amityville toaster?" (Neurotically yours reference)

*scream*
"No means no!!!"

[Naruhodo]

Deviling Pet really needs his own lines

Here's some ideas:

"Listen, pal, you better follow my orders or else... *poing poing*"

"You're almost powerful enough to be worthy of my presence! ...almost"

"Peon! Your Ruler demands sustenance NOW!"

"I can't decide if I should attack Angeling or propose..."

"Forget God Poring. I am the true ruler of the Porings! Mwahahahaa..."

"DESTROY! PILLAGE! BURN! JELLOPY! *poingpoingpoing*"

"This tastes better than fried Sapling *grins*"