You make the :3 face and continue on your way, skipping as you go. Your hat falls off and is eaten by a poring. You begin to rage.
You ingest the entire bag full of POPPED CORN. That guy you knocked out cold must have been a drug dealer of some sort, because this POPPED CORN almost feels like LSD...Almost. That would explain why said POPPED CORN was hidden in a bag
clearly labeled to contain ZENY. But who knows!? You certainly don't, you're too high to even bother yourself with that.
You walk around drugged with a stupid smug in your face
It takes you 4 seconds to notice your STUPID LOOKING HAT is gone! Not only gone from your head, but ingested by some sort of stupid looking pink jelly ball.
RAGE! The sheer anger of losing your precious head warmer makes your blood boil! This jelly little COMMUNIST bastard shall experience in full force what your RAGE tastes like.
You suddently realize this is one bad trip.