Yeah, I don't understand it either.....and I'm fairly fluent in l337 and netspeak, so that's saying something...
I mean, I understand the idea you're trying to convey, sure, but the "words" you used, if you can even call them that, are barely legible. I can also understand using that kind of typing in an MMO, where everyone is playing in real time and it's often essential to get your ideas out as soon as you can, like for instance when someone says "RLH," that's generally better than typing out "run like hell," when you're trying to get away from a really strong monster....but in a forum setting, wherein posting faster does not necessarily make your point any more or less valid (unless of course in games like Word Association

) it really makes no sense to type in "netspeak."
It just irks me to see people type like that so often in slower-paced outlets, such as forums, blogs, or, my biggest pet peeve, online stories and/or fanfictions. In games I'm okay with it, hell I'll shorten words and phrases myself, when needed. But when the timer is not going, when every second does NOT count, I think that "proper" writing is much better and easier to understand. Sure, it makes the post a lot longer (just look at mine, and I'm not even done yet), but it just looks better, and for most people who aren't so fluent in netspeak, it reads faster because they don't have to translate anything (unless you use really big, confusing words that even Shakespeare would have a hard time understanding, which is also something I dislike. But, we're not talking about that, we're on the other side of the spectrum here).
And yes, it does make people more illiterate. Think about it, if all you ever use, all you ever see, are shortened and incorrectly spelled words, how in bloody hell are you supposed to learn normal spelling? Read? No, no, no, that's far to slow for netspeakers, they'd rather get the shorthand versions from their friends in the form of "hukc fnin did sum funy siht n stuf, thn he liek, deid or sumthn. i duno, i nly red teh sumery tehy had on sum sihgt." Yes, obviously I'm exaggerating, I understand that. I'm trying to put sarcasm in here, since when I talk my voice practically oozes with sarcasm. But that's beside the point. The point is, it looks stupid, it sounds stupid, it's just all around stupid.
Maybe if you guys start using word like "quizzical" and "epitomize" you may see me rant about sounding TOO smart for your own good, but for now this is all you get. XD
Also, why is everyone afraid of commas and periods? They won't kill you or anything, I swear. (netspeaker: OMGWTF PERIOD!!!11!1!11one *dies*)
Also, on a more on topic note, I agree with Manifus, bribery with pretty things is no more a way to a decent woman's heart than a man's stomach is to his. I don't mean to get mushy on you guys, but true love transcends any worldly value.
Well, that's my rant for the day (week? month? I don't keep track, really). Now that I think about it, this really isn't directed at Fionit very much....well whatever. I got my rant on, I feel happy. I think I'm gonna go play some much needed video games now.