Frost Joke / Pet Talk

[Loveless]

Dancer Line:

???HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

I like this post, I will gather some options and add some as soon as I can

[Spire]

Frost Joke:

Poring cards = Customs!?
~Sneak, sneak, sneak past the ogre~
Gimme your card!
Hold on a moment, I have to go afk.
~Frosty The high wiz, was a very cold mage...~
While frozen, don't forget to vote!

[Force-Attuned Krogoth]

I notice that all the custom pets I can see have their pet talk scrips copied from the poring. I'll try to come up with some new ones, when I'm not brain-dead after work. It'll mostly be somewhat more appropriate pets, altered for personality and context. Like I intend to make succubus somewhere between Zherlthsh and Isis. Sound good?

[Lovless510]

I've one for Frost Joker. "Rocker! Metaller!! Jazzer...? Countryer??" You could always have a "EL-KABONG!!" or "FOOLY COOLY!!" thrown in. Especially funny when you proceed to smash their frozen body with the electric guitar.

[Rhino_Man]

frost joke:

404 Error! Joke not found.
killed them? they @died laughing!
.@go your_emp_room
System.out.println("this is a joke")

[Général_Argos]

Frost joke:
Mwuahaha!! server wipe in 2 hours!! >: )

[GM-Pandora]

lol krim xD

Rhino: I like the "404 Error! Joke not found" one

[Rhino_Man]

here's one I just found on the internet, it refers to a DnD thing though:

A badly failed Search check.??The trap, Not Found.??Oh what a brutal Error.??Total hp damage: 404


also: "there are 10 types of people in the world. Those who can count in binary, and those who can't."

[Dosu]

I have a few

FrostJoker ~~~<3
"Hi! I'm a Nameless Horror, but you can call me Fred!"
"Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!"
"It's dangerous, but think of the EXP"
"Beware of MVPs, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"
"Do not anger a Bard, for I am silly and would make a funny song."
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."
"Never play freeze tag with a Barb!"
"Never trust a smiling bard dating your only daughter."


Pet Talk ~~~<3
"No one likes a beast with an attitude... or a dragon with a chest-cold."
"Oxymoron: A vampire named Dawn."
"Thieves are now "agents of economic redistribution."
"Sometimes, the best magic wand is a 2X4, well wielded..."
""If that bard starts singing `100 Bottles of Beer' again...""

Thats about all I got ^.^;

[SpacePope]

Frost Joke:
- And she was all like "Its your baby"!
- SPLASH ATTACK

Pet Talk:
Smokie- I know they cant see you, but they can see me!

Peco Peco- Why did you buy that deep fryer?

yoyo- Suddenly bananas hundreds of them!?