Frost Joke / Pet Talk

[Selrahc]

I'm in your castle freezing your dudes !!

[Kittie]

I just love Naruhodo's deviling lines!

For Wild Rose:
when just got food; "ugh enough with the salmon, next time i want cat nip!"
"Puurrrr, puurrrrrr"

when master gets attacked; "KSSSSS!! leave my master alone!"
"watch out or i'll introduce you to my nails!"

"UGH,watch your feet i think i have to trow up a HAIRBALL!!"
"OH could we pleeeaaasseeee go hunt for some Tarou? /gg"

[Lojzo]

Frost Joker

"Ice, ice Baby, too cold, too cold"
"Trust me, that yellow ice is lemon flavoured!"
"It's Brass Monkey time!"
"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."
"Martini slushie, shaken, not stirred"
"Two fish in a tank. How'd they drive it?"
"The voices make me freeze you"
"ICEBERG AHEAD!!"
"Mock-yeah-ing-yeah-bird-yeah"
"Ok, warning shot to the head"
"I have a step ladder, never met my real ladder"

[ZackFireblade]

For Mavka (because some of the "poring" lines from her are just so WRONG):

"Master, let's go to the Fairy Auction this month! You could buy me something nice .... Pleeeeeeaaase?"

"Queen Pixie works so hard for all the fairies. I really look up to her."

(when fed):
"Mmm...delicate texture, just the right touch of bitter ... this is exquisite!"

"A good meal requires the right kind of 'flower'! Get it, Master? ... Oh come on, it wasn't THAT bad a joke!"

(when master is attacked)
"How DARE they attack you! So rude!"

" 'By the power of Gopinch, I banish you to--' Or is it Gormych? Gorgonzola? Oh phooey, how did that spell go again?"

[Yuukino]

There not really jokes, more like cheesy one-liners... I find them funny nonetheless. Here anyway:

- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa Claus what I want for christmas?

Hehe

[Ngjoko]

Frost joker:
-"What's up? Cold feet?"
-"Hey, don't ignore me!"
-"Ugh..., you need a chill pill"(taken from Miss Swan, XD)
-"You look kewl...!"

[Rhenaya]

Frost joke: "You spoony bard!"

if you dont get the reference your life is incomplete :X

[Deathscreton]

Isis
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Random Talk:

"So then, I was all like, "But they don't fit me!""
"My eyes are up here hun..."
"So I broke his neck, that's how I got my mirror back."
"Man, that egg was cramped..."

Performance:

"Why does my head itch so much...?"
"Damned split ends..."

When master is attacked:
"Why are you bleeding?"
"So are you just going to stand there?"
"...Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't looking."
"I'm very violent."

When master dies:
"I told you not to be stingy about your zeny..."
"I was wondering what was starting to smell..."
"OH man, the family back home is going to giggle."
"Does this mean I'm free to leave now?"

[Darigaaz]

Frost joke:

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Compared to you, the sun feels cold.

Watch out for the idiot behind me!

Learn from your parent?s mistakes use birth control.

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason


Dancer/Gypsie:

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!

All men are idiots, and I married their king.

IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE

If you're rich, I?m single!

[AmyScarlet]

Deathscreton Wrote:"Damned split ends..."

ouch.. xD