Frost Joke / Pet Talk

[Kari Nogashi]

a few frost jokes id like to see. " cool story bro!" "BURN baby burn........thats not right." " vote for heRO" " so a priest a knight and a gm walk into a bar...nevermind" " did you just touch my arse?"

[Speedwagon]

I don't know anything about pet talk or dancers, but for frost joke anything from Mitch Hedberg could work.

For example:
"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it."

or "I'm an ice sculptor - last night i made a cube."

or "Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved."

[bugaboo]

Speedwagon Wrote:I don't know anything about pet talk or dancers, but for frost joke anything from Mitch Hedberg could work.

For example:
"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it."

or "I'm an ice sculptor - last night i made a cube."

or "Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved."

I lol'd.

[Kari Nogashi]

ohhh wow those do work well.

[Speedwagon]

Here are some more lines:
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"

[Ngjoko]

Frost Jokes:
"SKID STUFF!!"
"Hey, you're Brrrfooted..."
"Bring your leeks onto my ship!"
"Iceberg ahead!!"

Screams:
"I dunno what fighting for and why I have to screaming?!!!"
"You've become so NUMB!!! You can't feel me here!!!"
"Swimming is bad for your figure, look at that walrus!"

[Split Ends]

must speak like pokemon


Siroma : Siro Siroma
Ninetails : Niiiiiinetails~

xD

[Krasudreal E. Ksarth]

(Just noticied that they talk different things on situation/hunger, situations are (not so certain): (owner) death, low hp, feed, combat, moving, standing still; hunger are: very hungry, hungry, normal, satsfied, stuffed)

---Garm Baby Pet Talk:
--Stuffed
-Feed: No, STOP, I'm full, arg!
-Combat: I just ate! Hold a second or I will have a reflux!

--Hungry
-Low hp: Don't die! Not now, if you do, what will I eat?
-(owner) death: Noooooooo, who is gonna feed me? Whaaaaaaa~

--Very Hungry
-Feed: Why did you too so long? Would you do the same with your child?

Now it's all, I hope I come up with more ideas to post later on...

[Nickkiller6]

Frost Joke: "Ah...Ah....BRAINFREEZE!"
"-ahem-....What...were you expecting me to sing?"
"Hmm, I know I put that Liquid Nitrogen somewhere around here..."
"'Cause I'm Ice Ice Baby...."
"I'm Flying, Jack, I'm Flying~"
"WOW, That IS what she said!"
as for pets...well I have no idea XD

[Nicki Minaj]

FJ
"Scene, You versus the Titanic. I'll record."
"Muda da ZA WARUDO!"
"What killed the Dinosaurs?! The Ice Age!"
"Exp... is a dish best served cold."
"I'm Mr. White Christmas. I'm Mr. snow. I'm Mr. icicle. I'm Mr. 10 below."??
"Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."
"Someday your face will freeze like that. Oh, that would be today."
"I'm going to put you on 'Increased Combat Effectiveness' training." <~ Let see if anyone get this..

NineTails
"Fire Blast! Wait... wrong game."
"Flamethrower! Not again. -_-"
"Get sealed inside you?! What?!?! I don't have demon charka!!!"
"No, I did not attack a village and kill thousands of ninjas... -__-"

Peco Peco
"Run through shallow water? Over mountains? Across oceans?! I'm NOT a Chocobo!"

Munak or Bongon
"Kris Kross will make ya Jump Jump!!!"
"You should get a rope and spin it around me in a circular motion vertically. :D"

Spore or Poison Spore
"You know you want to taste me."

Isis
"This is how you do a Ab Cadio workout."

Chonchon Steel Chonchon, or Hunter Fly
"I'm only here cause you got that poopoo hat."

Rocker
"If Midgard was ever nuke. I would survive."

Baby Desert Wolf
When fed - "WTF! I didn't want this. I want a scooby snack!"